Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:38 pm
Nicholas Cage is a veteran crusader who finally had enough of war. His buddy is Hellboy and he's awesome.
A young girl is accused of being a witch abd spreading the plague and the crusaders get tapped to travel her to a monastery 6 days away. Is the really a witch, or isn't she? Hilarity ensues.
Nic Cage phones it in but he has a single scene where the old crazy guy comes out. I guess the movie is worth watching for that little part. Movie is not a complete waste of time. Don't call over your friends and plan an evening around it, but it is better than getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
A young girl is accused of being a witch abd spreading the plague and the crusaders get tapped to travel her to a monastery 6 days away. Is the really a witch, or isn't she? Hilarity ensues.
Nic Cage phones it in but he has a single scene where the old crazy guy comes out. I guess the movie is worth watching for that little part. Movie is not a complete waste of time. Don't call over your friends and plan an evening around it, but it is better than getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.