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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:15 pm
by Malcolm
Did you seen Executive Decision? Then you've seen this. Imagine the following substitutions ...


***** SPOILERS FOLLOW, but you won't care *******




- cut the budget by about 75%
- swap out Kurt Russell for Ice-T
- swap out Halle Berry for some no name chick
- the dumbest, absolute dumbest motherfucking plane hijackers in history (half of them get taken out by the stewardess, including the main villain w\ a coffee pot -- I shit you not)

An action movie where the 100-pound, blonde flight attendant takes out more people than the rest of the cast COMBINED. Need I say more? I'm sure they have automatic weapons training for airport personnel.




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