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Posted: **Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:52 pm**

Some sort of weird offshoot of "Frisky Dingo." The XTacles are "the world's best private hero security police force," or some such thing. And they are ridiculous.

Here's a snippet of the one show I've seen:

(investigating who is raping the giant statue...)

Xtacle 1: There's no way a human penis could do this, this is more like the work of an ape penis.
X2: So we're dealing with a criminal named Rape Ape... search the database:
X3: There's no Rape Ape... but there is a Rapier Ape.
X2: Rapier Ape? Like, he's taken raping to a while new level...
X1: No, a rapier is a sword.
X4: I'd rather be raped by a penis than a sword.
X2: So this is a rapist that wield another rapist as a weapon?
X5: Oh god... please don't tell me there's any such thing as a Rapiest Ape...

I haven't laughed at anything that funny in a long time...

Posted: **Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:59 pm**

Here's the wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Xtacles
This snippit in the list of characters also made me laugh, just now.

Rachael Harris as A.L.E.X., the holographic avatar for the Xcalibur's computer. She is the only competent person aboard the Xcalibur, despite not being a person. She serves as the voice of reason to the Xtacles' trigger-happy attitude, but they usually don't pay attention to her. She takes her job quite seriously, and insists that she doesn't need to look attractive to do her work; the Xtacles disagree.