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Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:32 pm**

I hate you, Hollywood. Whoever gave the thumbs up to this should be given a prostate exam with razor wire.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:21 pm**

That's dumb.

And, wasn't the remake pretty much "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:21 pm**

Bogus!

I know Alex Winter used to work on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I don't know what happened to that Keanu guy.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:23 pm**

At this point, Hollywood is just embarrassing themselves.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:31 pm**

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

That is most un-excellent.

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:32 pm**

Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant.

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Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:11 pm**

GORDON wrote:That's dumb.

And, wasn't the remake pretty much "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Sad part is that, five or so years ago, this remake would almost definitely have starred those two retards. At least Ashton Kutcher.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:53 am**

I wonder just how much they'll fuck this up. Will they go for the same light-hearted tongue-in-cheek of the original and totally fail to pull it off at all? Or will they do a gritty dramatic remake a la BSG, and totally lose the spirit of the movie?

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:55 am**

And will George Carlin be in it again?

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:59 am**

TPRJones wrote:I wonder just how much they'll fuck this up. Will they go for the same light-hearted tongue-in-cheek of the original and totally fail to pull it off at all? Or will they do a gritty dramatic remake a la BSG, and totally lose the spirit of the movie?

This remake will be vacuous. Think truly brain dead. "Ready to Rumble" springs to mind. They'll fuck it up. Truly up.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:00 am**

GORDON wrote:And will George Carlin be in it again?

Not a dog's chance in hell.

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:53 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
GORDON wrote:And will George Carlin be in it again?
Not a dog's chance in hell.

Depends on whether or not he has any bills to pay at the moment. Remember his "1-800-Collect" commercials? I saw him in concert right after he did those... he apologized and explained he didn't want to start a new marriage in as much debt as he was in.

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