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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:51 pm
by GORDON
This movie was on some "creepiest evar" list recently, and then I saw it on sale at Superior Purchase for $5, so I picked it up.

Jennifer Lopez makes a movie that doesn't make me want to puke blood from my eyeballs.

Also, she used to be hot. Too bad she let Puff Daddy and Ben Affleck defile her, which in my book makes her untouchable.

Interesting present-day sci-fi. Lots of artistic imagery of twisted mindscapes.

Also, VINCE VAUGHN was the main guy in this one. Not counting the serial killer.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:14 am
by Leisher
I believe I remember hating The Cell.

I notice you didn't list Marc Anthony in your list. Is that because she's used goods now or he doesn't count because he's so ugly?

Also, if Jennifer Garner asked you to fuck her right now, you would.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:25 am
by TheCatt
He said P Diddy and Ben Affleck.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:59 am
by Malcolm
This movie wasn't precisely creepy, but it receives runner-up for "Greatest Anatomical Violence Scene of All-Time."

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:33 am
by Leisher
He said P Diddy and Ben Affleck.


Well, I'm sure she's showered since.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:47 am
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:I notice you didn't list Marc Anthony in your list. Is that because she's used goods now or he doesn't count because he's so ugly?
I stopped payinh attention to her long ago... so, what,,,, did she marry this guy? Never heard of him.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:47 am
by Leisher
She hooked up with him about a week after "Bennifer" ended. They are married and just made a movie together to no negative press (except for the fact that it bombed). Very different from the last time she did that.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:10 am
by GORDON
I didn't even know she made a movie recently.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:59 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:I didn't even know she made a movie recently.
You can call it a movie as much as "Glitter" was a movie.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:00 pm
by GORDON
That isn't even BAD hype, though. This is no hype. She could have died 2 years ago, for all I know.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:04 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:That isn't even BAD hype, though. This is no hype. She could have died 2 years ago, for all I know.
She just wants the cash. Now that she has the cash, she'll be quiet & go be a "producer" or something.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:05 pm
by Leisher
Nah, she has to do a "return" album ala Madonna, Brittany, and GnR.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:42 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Nah, she has to do a "return" album ala Madonna, Brittany, and GnR.
When she needs more cash.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:24 pm
by GORDON
She needs to go back in time and not have sex with Puff Daddy.