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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:07 pm
by GORDON
I'm torn.
edit - if you post a spoiler in this thread, I'll hire Malcolm to kill you. He kills for beer.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:11 pm
by Malcolm
At least at the end of "Clerks 2," Jay & Silent Bob won't be revealed to be ghosts.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:12 pm
by GORDON
If you just posted a spoiler, I'll ban you.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:15 pm
by Malcolm
If you just posted a spoiler, I'll ban you.
'Twould be an interesting feat considering the flick doesn't open in Minneapolis till this evening & I been at work most of the day.
If I do turn out to be psychic, however, I'l consider buying you that T-1 when I use my abilities for the betterment of my alcoholism.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:15 pm
by GORDON
Ask Leisher about my history of having M. Night movies spoiled for me.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:19 pm
by Malcolm
Ask Leisher about my history of having M. Night movies spoiled for me.
How the fuck can one of his movies be spoiled? He goddamn near telegraphs every "twist."
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:21 pm
by GORDON
That's "tweest."
Because I don't allow myself to think too hard during his movies, so I can enjoy the tweest.
At least, the ones that don't get spoiled for me.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:26 pm
by Malcolm
Yea, well, I never could turn my brain off. It's gotten me into quite a bit of trouble before.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:28 pm
by Malcolm
edit - if you post a spoiler in this thread, I'll hire Malcolm to kill you. He kills for beer.
No one's ever proven a damn thing.
But, hypothetically speaking, it'd be entirely feasible for beer to be considered payment.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:18 pm
by Selby
At least the critics aren't thrashing the shit out of Clerks 2. Mr Cranky wasn't too much of a fan of Lady In The Water either, but didn't bash it too badly, which seems to indicate maybe he saw more to it than the average pompous film critic. But then Mr Cranky hated Pirates 2, which I enjoyed, so you can't go by film reviews alone...
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:19 am
by Leisher
Ask Leisher about my history of having M. Night movies spoiled for me.
I guessed the twist based on the previews weeks before it hit theaters and told Gordon, thus ruining his movie going experience.
I have a theory on Lady in the Water, but I'll be good this time.
I saw Clerks II tonight. I'll review it shortly. If you like Kevin Smith films, it's a must see.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:43 am
by TheCatt
Yea, well, I never could turn my brain off. It's gotten me into quite a bit of trouble before.
Isn't that what the alcohol's for?
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:38 pm
by GORDON
Me: What time will the babysitter be here?
Wife: What?
Me: What time will the babysitter be here... I'm looking at movie start times.
Wife: I forgot to call her to set it up.
NO MOVIE FOR YOU.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:56 am
by Vince
Sorry dude.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:55 am
by thibodeaux
"Get off the babysitter."
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:08 am
by TheCatt
I voted null, but I really meant "neither."
Looks like I was right.