Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:40 pm
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Spanish guy sneaks out of work early
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:46 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:33 pm
I was just stunned...STUNNED...to find out he was a government worker.
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:00 pm
I'd guess at least 25% of government workers (being generous here) could not show up for 6 years and no one would miss them.
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:04 pm
Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.