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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:19 pm
by Malcolm
From here. Gee, I wonder why...
"Recruitment and retention of qualified candidates remain a challenge for the FBI, as private sector entities are often able to offer higher salaries and typically have a less extensive background investigation process," the report said.
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"The private sector reluctance to share information has been further affected by the distrust of government following the Edward Snowden leaks" about US surveillance programs, the report said.

1) You pay shit.
2) Your interview process tends to be shit.
3) No one trusts you because you've been exposed illegally spying on citizens.

Maybe the FBI shouldn't have acted like bitches for the last few decades.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:13 pm
by TheCatt
I remember interviewing with the CIA and the FBI back in the day.

CIA: Have you ever done drugs?
Me: Yes.
CIA: But you quit? Right? (knowing look)
Me: Yes.
CIA: Alright, let's move on...

FBI: Have you ever done drugs?
Me: Yes
FBI: Goobye

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:10 pm
by GORDON
My interview with the CIA went like this:

CIA: These test scores are impressive. But tell me, have you ever had contact with anyone from the former USSR or other communist countries?
Me: Yeah, my girlfriend is Cuban with a Green Card and is waiting for citizenship.
CIA: Goodbye.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:52 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:My interview with the CIA went like this:

CIA: These test scores are impressive. But tell me, have you ever had contact with anyone from the former USSR or other communist countries?
Me: Yeah, my girlfriend is Cuban with a Green Card and is waiting for citizenship.
CIA: Goodbye.
That's one more question than I'd get, I think.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 10:36 pm
by GORDON
What's fucked is that the bitch ruined my life without even being within 1000 miles at me, at the time.

Well, I wouldn't say "ruined," but it certainly would have been different.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:57 pm
by Alhazad
My interview with the FBI went a bit differently.

FBI: Please, as a sign of cooperation, release one of the hostages!