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Posted: **Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:19 pm**

"We’re working on methods of writing software which by design won’t be able to carry out any behind-the-scenes, undeclared activity," Kaspersky said on Tuesday.

Probably while tripping LSD after a multi-day bender. Then again, it is a Russian security agency, so maybe part of the OS is a dude with a bottle of vodka and a SMG standing next to your mainframe.

Posted: **Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:44 pm**

"unhackable," except by KGB.

Posted: **Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:03 pm**

In Soviet Russia...

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Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:22 pm**

Look who got hacked.

Eugene Kaspersky, the Russian whose namesake company acknowledged that it had been infected with top-tier malware, struggled during a press conference to come up with reasons why the hackers targeted his firm.

Really?

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Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:32 pm**

Kaspersky is no joke, but you'd think they'd be smarter than that...

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"unhackable" OS - right...