Welcome to Thunderdome

“Oh god, Anthonys are creeps.”
“Fuck an Anthony, they can get out. Meaning do not fuck them, I mean they can always go away forever.”
“I think Anthony, I think sexually harassing boss.”
“Anthonys are college students who date girls in high school.”

“Jeffs are the ones that got away.”

“Pauls are sweet.”

“Tims are loners.”
“omg YES re: Tim.”

“Vinnys, they’re always like, hot magicians.”

“Never met a Christina or a Christine who wasn’t a super-babe, that’s for sure.”
“Cristina/Christina is like ~ in da club ~ hot.”
“Cristina = hot, Christina = playful, Christine = always in the friend zone.”