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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:36 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:52 pm
by GORDON
Yeah, saw that on Fark yesterday.... all the results they showed were from women freaking the fuck out.
Most of the women in the fark comment thread were saying stuff like, "You have to be a sick fucking asshole to do that to someone." Lots of men were white knighting for the women to show how great they are. I said, "This is really good test to see how stable your relationship is. Also, a lot of women are hysterically high strung."
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:09 pm
by Troy
I love the ones that start off with the woman going, ha ha.. that's funny...
And then three messages (and no response) later, they devolve into "I SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND ON NEW YEARS, ASSHOLE"
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:12 pm
by Malcolm
When a dude tells his woman, "I haven't been fully honest with you," that indicates some shit on the level of a nuclear fallout because it's inviting a conversation. When a woman says that to a man, we just assume it's been that way all along and normalcy is reigning.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:44 pm
by TPRJones
I've been reading some of them and Nathan really did a lot of guys a good service with this one. So many crazy bitches being found out and dumped.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:45 pm
by GORDON
That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:02 pm
by TheCatt
I like how that was a whole 7 minutes elapsed time.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:03 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:03 pm
by TheCatt
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:56 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:GORDON wrote:That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.
Seriously, I lose, you win. I already know my wife is high strung.
Also, I told her about the joke earlier today.
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:12 pm
by Leisher
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Mark Twain was a wise man.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:23 pm
by TheCatt
Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:31 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Mark Twain was a wise man.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:48 pm
by Malcolm
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet
I'd lower that to 16, if not more, and extend it to everyone. Everyone has shit they hide.
Everyone lies.
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:54 am
by Leisher
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure he got on it.
Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Nothing big, I'm sure. However, there's something she doesn't know about you. Something in your past, some habit you do that's gross, etc. Everyone has something they hide.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:26 am
by Malcolm
I'm pretty sure he got on it.
He totally got on. Troi had to babysit him.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:08 pm
by TheCatt
Troi could babysit me.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:28 pm
by Leisher
Really? I found her to be unattractive.
I mean, I'd fuck her for practice, but I found ST:TNG to be devoid of attractive women.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:46 pm
by TPRJones
I remember having a bit of a thing for Dr. Crusher for awhile.
Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:13 pm
by Malcolm
This derailment is bordering on disturbing.