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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:44 am
by Leisher
Helps to hide the smell of strippers.

Hilarious.

I once heard a story about a guy who was cheating on his wife, and would spill gasoline on himself to cover up the smell.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:17 am
by GORDON
The morning after my "last day in the Marines" party that my buddies threw, I didn't know I still had glitter on my face.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:21 am
by Leisher
Marines shouldn't wear glitter. It negates the camouflage.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:24 am
by GORDON
It was camouflage... I was hiding my face between the breasts of a stripper, and I didn't realize she had glitter body paint on.