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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:03 am
by GORDON
Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.
-- Rush Limbaugh
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:25 pm
by Malcolm
Both those Hispanics and the black dude whored themselves out religiously, and it is fucking Iowa.
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:20 pm
by Vince
GORDON wrote:Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.
-- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats would be telling you they still have a more diverse field, but Hillary and the press are mostly pretending the Democrat primary either isn't happening or is already over.
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:51 pm
by Malcolm
Bernie v. Trump. The laughter is killing me.
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:13 pm
by Alhazad
Malcolm wrote:Bernie v. Trump. The laughter is killing me.
I've never heard of a drink called "laughter".
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:20 pm
by Malcolm
I almost want Bernie to win now.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:13 am
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:48 am
by TPRJones
Because the only whore allowed to participate in the Ted Cruz campaign is Ted Cruz.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:55 am
by TheCatt
At this point... sadly... I think my favorite candidate is Hillary. (based purely on positions)
What the hell is wrong with you, Republicans?
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:03 am
by TPRJones
Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:32 am
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
The way the pachyderms are going, they seem intent on losing Congress, too.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:37 am
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:TPRJones wrote:Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
The way the pachyderms are going, they seem intent on losing Congress, too.
This.
I just can't believe how retarded that party has gotten.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:08 am
by Leisher
This meme is just awesome.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 12:24 pm
by TheCatt
HAH!
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:36 pm
by TPRJones
Huh. I never noticed before just how much Hillary looks like the Grinch.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:38 pm
by GORDON
Trump 2016 with the slogan "Watch It Burn."
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:07 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Trump 2016 with the slogan "Watch It Burn."
If I weren't in "it" I'd be all for that idea. I wouldn't even respond to him in a debate. I'd hire some dudes to put up a screen behind me and be on standby with a projector so I could loop this scene from South Park:
Trump has yet to convince me he knows more about politics or economics than Kanye fucking West. Hillary, Bernie, Ruby, and even Ted "I like to anonymously" Cruz have made successful cases that their IQs are above average. Trump's just a less likable, richer version of Homer Simpson.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:26 pm
by GORDON
Yep, because we need another professional politician to really fix the system!
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:38 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Yep, because we need another professional politician to really fix the system!
I see no alternatives rising above the level of obnoxious mongoloid.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:39 pm
by Vince
I want to be able to stick the Democrat's super delegate system and the results in NH primary in their faces every time they complain about disenfranchising voters because they are asked to produce a valid ID to vote.