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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:43 pm
by GORDON
Subj: Want to see our Weiner?

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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:34 pm
by GORDON
What is up with these guys? Look at the options in this poll they just emailed me:

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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:01 pm
by TPRJones
I like it.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:05 pm
by GORDON
I am now looking forward to tomorrow's email from them.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:14 pm
by TheCatt
Like it too.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:02 pm
by GORDON
Been quiet (not-funny) recently, but here they are, f-ing golden:

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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:39 pm
by Troy
Ha. Whatever agency they work with is awesome. I wonder how many "too far" ones they sent. Even "progressive" clients axe 2/3 ideas, in my experience.



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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:45 pm
by TPRJones
I wonder if they already turned down "Our fairs are da bomb!"

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:45 pm
by Malcolm
"Come hijack a vacation with us."

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:31 pm
by TPRJones
"We give it to you cheap and easy."

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:46 pm
by Malcolm
"Since the TSA gropes you, we exclusively employ ex-Hooters waitresses as flight attendants so you have someone to grope, too."



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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:59 pm
by TPRJones
"Spirit Airlines: The fastest and cheapest way to flee the state."

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:11 pm
by Malcolm
"You have fear of flying, we have complimentary Oxycontin."

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:47 pm
by TPRJones
"How can we afford these low fares? Our pilots work for peanuts!"

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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:24 pm
by Malcolm
"Other airlines just have first class. We have special celebrity-piloted luxury flights for getting your drink on."

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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:50 pm
by TPRJones
"Other airlines have luxury first class. We have no class. And we pass those savings on to you."

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:47 pm
by Malcolm
"Fuck waiting in line for landing, we understand your time is valuable."
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:36 pm
by GORDON
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:16 pm
by GORDON
New one today.

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:17 pm
by TheCatt
Cheap airline fares may not look so cheap later this month but you will be able to see what you're really paying.

New consumer protection rules are forcing airlines to be more upfront with prices.

Beginning in two weeks, advertised fares will have to show all government taxes and other fees that are currently hidden and that often add up to 50-percent to a ticket price.

Knowing the full price upfront will give you the chance to more easily compare prices between airlines.

Airlines must also include fees for checking bags and give customers 24 hours to change a reservation with no re-booking fee.