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Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 6:53 pm
by GORDON
I've been eating white rice for decades but always went for the plain, long-grain Carolina Rice. But the other day that shelf was empty and all they had was Jasmine Rice.... which I always passed over because plain ol' rice was good enough for me, dag-gummit, and eating something called "Jasmine Rice" would have made me look citified, and like I was putting on airs.
But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice.
So the question is, am I gay now?
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 6:55 pm
by Malcolm
So the question is, am I gay now?
Like just right now? Probably not. I'd wager it happened years ago.
But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice.
Try Basmati. The two have been hybridized.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:28 pm
by TPRJones
GORDON wrote:So the question is, am I gay now?
No.
It's an unfortunate name, but this isn't hippy rice. It's Thai. If you've ever been to a decent Thai restaurant, you've already had jasmine rice.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:41 pm
by GORDON
Your mom had jasmine rice.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:47 pm
by TPRJones
My mom wouldn't eat that, she hated Asians.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:51 pm
by GORDON
That doesn't even make sense. Your mom is dumb.
Plus, asian chicks can be pretty hot.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:11 pm
by Vince
You don't have to like or respect them to bang them. My first two wives proved that.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:11 pm
by TPRJones
GORDON wrote:Your mom is dumb.
No argument here.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:29 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:GORDON wrote:Your mom is dumb.
No argument here.
We think you're ok, though.