Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:30 am
So me and the kid were at an all-day cubscout camp, and there are different stations.... bb-guns, archery, campfire cooking, potato guns, obstacle course, etc.
Well there was also this hippie "confront your greatest fear" station, in which you were supposed to write your greatest fear on a paper bag, think about what you're doing, then pop the paper bag. Fear eliminated! or something.
Anyway, he was trying to think of his "greatest fear," and I chimed in with, "... fear itself?" and this guy running the show said, "Ahhh, Churchill." I said, "No, ahhh, FDR." and he politely disagreed, and I said I was right, he said it at his inauguration, and this guy politely agreed to disagree.
So I pulled out my phone, googled it, showed him, then beat the shit out of him while everyone watched.
Hippies, amirite?
Well there was also this hippie "confront your greatest fear" station, in which you were supposed to write your greatest fear on a paper bag, think about what you're doing, then pop the paper bag. Fear eliminated! or something.
Anyway, he was trying to think of his "greatest fear," and I chimed in with, "... fear itself?" and this guy running the show said, "Ahhh, Churchill." I said, "No, ahhh, FDR." and he politely disagreed, and I said I was right, he said it at his inauguration, and this guy politely agreed to disagree.
So I pulled out my phone, googled it, showed him, then beat the shit out of him while everyone watched.
Hippies, amirite?