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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:10 am
by Vince
There's something wrong with a person at the urinal with their smart phone in one hand checking messages and their pecker in the other taking a leak.
I understand while dropping a deuce. The smart phone has taken the place of the daily news paper. But if you can't take a leak without putting your phone away you have some sort of affliction.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:25 am
by TheCatt
That, and I've got to think the odds of dropping said phone while doing #1 is much greater than while doing #2.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:30 am
by Vince
I've seen this a few times. What spurred this particular outburst from myself was an idiot checking messages at the urinal next to me. He kept the phone (and his line of sight) to the side while doing so (not likely he'd drop it in the urinal). I was just waiting for him to piss on my foot and then I'd have probably been down in HR.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:56 am
by GORDON
I couldn't do that if I wanted to, I need two hands to control the aim of my massive cock.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:08 pm
by TPRJones
Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.
EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
Edited By TPRJones on 1427904528
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:14 pm
by Malcolm
TPRJones wrote:EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
I don't think there's a "could" in question.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:15 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.
EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:20 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:TPRJones wrote:Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.
EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess. That could explain it.
Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.
You're saying you can't piss properly without three guys firmly grasping your dick? I could see that.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:23 pm
by GORDON
My 2 hands = the strength of 3 men.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:38 pm
by Malcolm
Probably from all that jacking off.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:22 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:Probably from all that jacking off.
LOL
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:28 pm
by GORDON
Jacking off like a viking.
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:32 pm
by TPRJones
... while wearing a hat with horns on?
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:35 pm
by GORDON
You don't?
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:26 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Jacking off like a viking.
With a bunch of other dudes on a ship somewhere? In a locker room full of football players that aren't going to win a Super Bowl?
EDIT: Nm. He elaborated in another thread.
Goddam wood was so hard that I actually broke a 3inch lag screw I was putting into it.
Edited By Malcolm on 1427938309
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:00 pm
by GORDON
Ha.
"Twisted the head right off," if I recall correctly.