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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:47 am
by GORDON
I am flipping through the networks seeing what musical artists are playing. So far I recognize Elton John, Fergie, and Gwen Stefani. The other 80% of these acts I don't recognize and they look like whores or if they are dudes they look really effeminate.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:50 am
by Malcolm
Are you sure it isn't an '80s flashback? Nieces dose your drink again? Do you see any shoulder pads or leg warmers?
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:02 am
by Troy
Early contender for "curmudgeon post of the year - 2015"
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:00 am
by GORDON
Taylor Swift was on the platform with Ryan Seacrest and 5 other dudes I didn't recognize. She was NOT dressed for the weather and was freezing her ass off, possibly dangerously so. She was barely dressed in 15 degree cold. I told my kid that a real man would have taken off his jacket and given it to the lady... none of those young punks made a move to take off their big warm jackets. But then Ryan Seacrest did, and no one knew what he was doing, removing all his microphone wires and shit. He punked all those other young douchebags when he gave a lady his coat.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:08 am
by Vince
Awesome
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:18 pm
by Malcolm
1) Taylor Swift is getting paid a fuckload for that performance. The promise of that kind of paycheck should warm you up.
2) Taylor Swift has a million assistants/ass-licks who should have though of this.
3) It's Taylor Swift. The world would be a better place if she never made music again.
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:59 pm
by Vince
Did Malcolm choose "be more positive" as his New Year's resolution?
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:25 pm
by GORDON
A lady was cold, and a gentleman will give her his coat. That's pretty much all there is to it.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:06 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:A lady was cold, and a gentleman will give her his coat. That's pretty much all there is to it.
She had millions of dollars and hours of planning. Do not encourage dumb-assery.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:51 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:GORDON wrote:A lady was cold, and a gentleman will give her his coat. That's pretty much all there is to it.
She had millions of dollars and hours of planning. Do not encourage dumb-assery.
Then no woman anywhere would ever get help.
Ha.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:37 am
by TPRJones
A lady was cold...
I disagree with your premise.
That, sirrah, is no lady.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:55 am
by GORDON
It would be ungentlemanly to say so, though.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:26 am
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:It would be ungentlemanly to say so, though.
Fortunately, I'm not constrained by bullshit rules of arbitrary etiquette.
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:00 am
by Troy
Blank Space is a cool song, fuck the haters.