Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 2:22 pm
Do we not have a religion thread by now?
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Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:55 pm
The older I get, the more it seems like Satan is the actual straight-shooter of the two. Tired of the "ineffable God with unknowable motivations" crap.
Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 5:09 pm
Yes. I feel that's the main point of the comic. No more "this 8 year old girl died of painful cancer because it was God's will"GORDON wrote: Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:55 pm The older I get, the more it seems like Satan is the actual straight-shooter of the two. Tired of the "ineffable God with unknowable motivations" crap.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:38 pm
I've been Hail Sataning for a few years now. Peeps always assume in being funny.
Church of Satanism also has some seriously good tenets, compared to your local Christian megachurch.
Church of Satanism also has some seriously good tenets, compared to your local Christian megachurch.
Religion
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 5:32 pm
Oh, btw, I'm now Reverend The Catt. God bless the Internet.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 7:23 pm
Did you get ordained online like Kevin Smith?
Religion
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 9:27 pm
I did
Officiating a wedding in two weeks.Religion
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 10:54 pm
That's fantastic.
Religion
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:47 am
Bet you a dollar you can't work in the words "aluminum siding" into the ceremony.
Religion
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2023 8:41 pm
Does anyone really obey the Bible?Jesus had just warned His audience against using their eyes for lustful purposes (Matthew 5:28), so His prescribed remedy for lust—to pluck out an eye—makes sense, in a radical sort of way.
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But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am
Nobody follows any of the religious books religiously. (I couldn't resist.)
See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?TheCatt wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2023 8:41 pm But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 11:31 am
I mean, I agree, but I'm a flawed human cursed for eternal damnation.Leisher wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?
Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:08 pm
As the devil, I can confirm you are headed there.TheCatt wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 11:31 amI mean, I agree, but I'm a flawed human cursed for eternal damnation.Leisher wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 10:38 am See, where the writer went wrong here is they should have drawn the line at acting on the intent. Why wouldn't God want people to check out the female form as it is his best work?
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 9:45 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:38 pm
We need a like button.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:32 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:47 am
“I'm not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don't have a good story behind it, I'm just reasonable.” — Anthony Jeselnik.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:49 am
Replaced with.... what? Humans are scared little animals, and like to feel safety in numbers. Something is replacing it.TheCatt wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:32 am Non-religious people growing as % of the US. And, they don't like organized religion at all.
Amen.
Groupthink with social media?
Religion
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:50 am
No, duh, my team/your team politics. That's it. That's why people are so passionate about their rich person with the letter behind their name.