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The Northman

Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 12:03 pm
by Troy
Alexander Skarsgård, buff as shit, playing the Russel Crowe like role in a Viking Gladiator-like revenge movie. By the director who made The Witch and The Lighthouse. Blood, swords, pagan worship, Odin mythology.

It was fucking sick. Could not convince a single woman in the bay area to go see this with me, so went alone. Look forward to seeing this on your devices if you don't go see it in theaters, you'll like it.

The Northman

Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 12:51 pm
by GORDON
I heard it was a retelling of Hamlet, and the main guy is actually named Amleth.

Subtle.

The Northman

Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 1:29 pm
by thibodeaux
GORDON wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:51 pm I heard it was a retelling of Hamlet, and the main guy is actually named Amleth.

Subtle.
Wait til you find out about the 13th Warrior

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 3:48 pm
by GORDON
Is that guy also named amleth?

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 4:54 pm
by thibodeaux
I don’t want to spoil it for you

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 5:12 pm
by GORDON
I saw the 13W connection in the same article talking about Northman/Hamlet. Still haven't seen 13w yet.

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 3:38 pm
by thibodeaux
GORDON wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:12 pm I saw the 13W connection in the same article talking about Northman/Hamlet. Still haven't seen 13w yet.
Ah ok I see. No, it's not about Hamlet at all. And if you like Crichton novels, it's based on his "Eaters of the Dead" which may have been re-titled by now as 13W; either way, if you like books better than movies it's a book too.

The Northman

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 4:26 pm
by Troy
GORDON wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:51 pm I heard it was a retelling of Hamlet, and the main guy is actually named Amleth.

Subtle.
Lol Wikipedia says Hamlet was a retelling of this story. Who do I believe??!
Amleth (Latinized Amlethus, Old Icelandic Amlóði) is a figure in a medieval Scandinavian legend, the direct inspiration of the character of Prince Hamlet, the hero of William Shakespeare's tragedy Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.

The Northman

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 5:03 pm
by GORDON
I want to say I read it in a Slate link. Of course it would be 62% wrong.

The Northman

Posted: Mon May 30, 2022 9:23 am
by GORDON
Watched it last night on Plex.

I would say that it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect..... except the hero is a little more badass, and there's a slight bit more supernatural surrealism than I expected.

It's good, watch it. And they were clever with the camera angles that hid the fact Anya Taylor Joy has a flat ass.

The Northman

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:26 pm
by Leisher
Troy wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 12:03 pm By the director who made The Witch and The Lighthouse.
He definitely has a style.
GORDON wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 9:23 amAnya Taylor Joy
She's interesting looking. Would.

I enjoyed the movie although I'd never watch it again.

The Northman

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:33 pm
by GORDON
She looks like a sexy alien face.

With a flat ass.

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:42 am
by Leisher
Agree on sexy alien face. Also, I've seen flatter.

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:38 am
by GORDON
It's not possible to be much flatter.

There was a SNL twerking scene I was surprised happened.

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 1:51 pm
by Leisher
I think you're being a bit too harsh on her derriere.

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 1:57 pm
by TheCatt
I can't believe no one has posted pics for us to debate.

The Northman

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:07 pm
by Leisher
https://allpornimages.com/gallery/anya- ... r-joy.webp

I'm putting the NSFW stuff under the spoiler tag. (Maybe we should have a NSFW tag that does the same thing?)

Is there a butt double used in the movie? No idea.

Image

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:23 pm
by TheCatt
I'll agree with Leisher, definitely seen flatter.

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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:55 pm
by GORDON
I'm traveling. Find the SNL skit where she's in profile wearing s&m gear, dancing a twerk.

Those above pics are deceptive, and hiding a flat ass.

The Northman

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:10 pm
by TheCatt


Racist.