Stag Night (2008)
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:21 pm
Currently on Prime.
A bachelor party and two strippers (zero nudity) end up getting off a subway train in the wrong place (which they make seem SUPER easy). Now they are being hunted by...C.H.U.D.? I think it's fair to call them that despite that being a completely different movie. They're both set in NY, they both are about cannibals underground, and they both suck.
This movie started with a cool stat and scene that really sparks the imagination. Then it proceeds to completely shit the bed.
Breckin Meyer is short. It's genuinely distracting as there are no Hollywood tricks to hide height differences here.
I'm not sure who shot the movie, but it could have been Michael J. Fox holding a GoPro. Seriously. Every fucking scene the camera is constantly shaking and moving. Action scenes are essentially impossible to track. It makes the movie thisclose to unwatchable.
The baddies look exactly the same, don't talk, and thus, generate no emotion. Also, everything about them makes zero sense, particularly late in the movie when the protagonists meet some "normal" homeless.
This definitely could have been something much better. It failed.
A bachelor party and two strippers (zero nudity) end up getting off a subway train in the wrong place (which they make seem SUPER easy). Now they are being hunted by...C.H.U.D.? I think it's fair to call them that despite that being a completely different movie. They're both set in NY, they both are about cannibals underground, and they both suck.
This movie started with a cool stat and scene that really sparks the imagination. Then it proceeds to completely shit the bed.
Breckin Meyer is short. It's genuinely distracting as there are no Hollywood tricks to hide height differences here.
I'm not sure who shot the movie, but it could have been Michael J. Fox holding a GoPro. Seriously. Every fucking scene the camera is constantly shaking and moving. Action scenes are essentially impossible to track. It makes the movie thisclose to unwatchable.
The baddies look exactly the same, don't talk, and thus, generate no emotion. Also, everything about them makes zero sense, particularly late in the movie when the protagonists meet some "normal" homeless.
This definitely could have been something much better. It failed.