Indigenous
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:10 pm
Yay Netflix!
American millennials on vacation in Panama ignore warnings from the locals and head into the jungle. That's when they run into Gollum who proceeds to fuck them up and eat them.
Meanwhile, the filmmakers attempt to murder their audience through boredom and bad acting.
It's a chupacabra film and it looks like fucking Gollum. Oh, did I just spoil the movie for you? You're welcome.
American millennials on vacation in Panama ignore warnings from the locals and head into the jungle. That's when they run into Gollum who proceeds to fuck them up and eat them.
Meanwhile, the filmmakers attempt to murder their audience through boredom and bad acting.
It's a chupacabra film and it looks like fucking Gollum. Oh, did I just spoil the movie for you? You're welcome.