The Damned
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:00 am
Synopsis:
A group of complete dumb-asses bore the everloving fuck out of you for ninety minutes.
Review:
Peter Facinelli (the poor man's Tom Cruise) drags various members of his family and their friends to some godawful part of South America where their stupid bitch of a local tour guide gets them flash-flooded off a road. They manage to find the eeriest, creepiest, most fucked up mansion in the entire continent to take refuge in.
Verdict:
Fucking bad.
A group of complete dumb-asses bore the everloving fuck out of you for ninety minutes.
Review:
Peter Facinelli (the poor man's Tom Cruise) drags various members of his family and their friends to some godawful part of South America where their stupid bitch of a local tour guide gets them flash-flooded off a road. They manage to find the eeriest, creepiest, most fucked up mansion in the entire continent to take refuge in.
Verdict:
Fucking bad.