Welcome to Thunderdome

Synopsis:
It's like Home Alone, except there are two annoying kid protagonists and one villain.

Review:
Two twerp pretweens boys swipe a cop car belonging to a corrupt, murdering lying asshole (edited for redundancy) pig played by Kevin Bacon, and I swear to god he stole Donald Sutherland's mustache. Anyhow, Kevvy has a douchebag he's planning on executing later in the trunk. Half flick is the kids driving the car offroad while Sheriff Footloose tries to trick them into revealing their locale. The other half starts when they hear noises from the trunk.

Verdict:
Yawn. What a bullshit script.

Leisher wrote:Reviewed previously.

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Yeah...

I searched for "Bacon" and found it instantly.

Sumbitch. These are literally the only two threads that come up. We don't mention his name anywhere else?

That's impossible. He's the Samuel L. Jackson of white guys.