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My neighbor is a BIG feminist. Single mom by choice (sperm donor dad), big fan of Hillary, anything a guy can do, a girl can do, etc, etc.

Yesterday...

Neighbor: Hey Catt!
Me: Howdy!
Neighbor: So, I bought a bike for my daughter, can you put it together for me?

"No, I would not want her to think her strong, single mother who don't need no man can't do it."

TheCatt wrote:...anything a guy can do, a girl can do, etc, etc.

How about piss standing up?

Yesterday...

Neighbor: Hey Catt!
Me: Howdy!
Neighbor: So, I bought a bike for my daughter, can you put it together for me?

HAH.

"If I wasn't good enough to knock you up, then I'm sure as hell not good enough to build your bicycle."

"Sure thing, sugartits."

GORDON wrote:"If I wasn't good enough to knock you up, then I'm sure as hell not good enough to build your bicycle."

She wasn't good enough for me to knock up.

"Sure thing, sugartits."

Win.

She's trying to delegate work to a sub-class of skilled craftsmen. Nip that shit in the bud, pronto.

smiling: "I'll do it if you'll make me a sandwich."

Better yet, say yes, but make her wear one of these for a week:

So how long did it take you to put together?

How about piss standing up?

1. Women can do that, it's just messy.
2. They do make an accessory for them to do it without the mess, but I think that's cheating.

thibodeaux wrote:So how long did it take you to put together?

Hah!

I've done 0 work on said bike. I told her that I had the bike store put the one I bought together.

So, Gordon, that person you responded to on my FB is the unnamed woman from this thread.

OMG, i was hoping.

I've not been back to FB... did she pick up on the sarcasm?