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So if it was a thing, would you summon a sex demon even though their main purpose is to drain a man's life force through sex?

I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.

I should mention that for this poll, the female sex demon would be super fucking hot. One might say smoking hot.

GORDON wrote:I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.

Hentai protagonists ITT.

Heh, is that a thing?

Because I actually believe that about myself. I have a really good dick.

So if it was a thing, would you summon a sex demon even though their main purpose is to drain a man's life force through sex?

Life force, wallet, sanity ... what's the difference?

I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.

Are you planning on disappointing her enough that: (i) she'd go into a nunnery and take a vow of celibacy, or (ii) perhaps you'd pull a Costanza and turn her lesbian?

I have a really good dick.

Just because you're good at being a dick...

So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?

thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?

Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.

Alhazad wrote:

thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?

Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.

This sounds like the plot for one of the most awesomely bad soft core movies ever made.

Malcolm wrote:

Alhazad wrote:

thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?

Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.

This sounds like the plot for one of the most awesomely bad soft core movies ever made.

Alhazad wrote:Hentai protagonists ITT.

I waste enough time on porn as it is. I would be more than worthless if this was a thing.

It sounds exhausting. No thanks.

The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)

Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?

Leisher wrote:The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)

Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?

The question never implied you had to stay with her.

I was planning to summon her in a D.C. parking garage near the Capitol and take off.

Leisher wrote:The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)

Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?

I pictured something at least as deadly as the chick from Species. Figure one and done, otherwise it's not that demonic and you can pull the same trick Homer Simpson did when Ned Flanders offered him the infernal donut.

The question never implied you had to stay with her.

If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go. You can't ditch her in the middle of a televangelist convention and watch the hilarity.

I was planning to summon her in a D.C. parking garage near the Capitol and take off.

She would do well there.

If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go.

That's the plot for It Follows.

Leisher wrote:

If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go.

That's the plot for It Follows.

It's not some mindless walker that serves as the main whip in a thinly veiled morality tale whose plot falls apart under more than five seconds of thought. Like this: rent a couple houses with helipads on either side of the Grand Canyon and invest in a very, very accurate timekeeping system hooked into alarms everywhere, including your personal mobile devices. Long as you keep the choppers fueled, you're golden.

The bitch queen y'all are summoning is at least smart enough to steal your credit card and use it to fly and call Uber.