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This looks awesome.

The Russian Avengers.

Ursus (latin for bear) is a type of berserker or werebear, and has the ability to transform himself into a large bear, though he can control how much of his body is transformed and can transform partially if he wills it

I'll bet he's a huge hit with the ladies...

he said huge

In English


Also, I read somewhere (I think on that Wiki) that a sequel is already planned.

Is that a fan trailer, or will there be a dubbed version? I hope they get better voice actors. That reminded me of the first Resident Evil game.

Also those walky tanks remind me of the Cybrans from Total Annihilation.

It's called "Guardians" in English. Found it on iTunes for $.99.

The best way to describe it would be: If the Avengers had been made in the late 80s/early 90s by a young Michael Bay.

The story is ridiculously dumb, and I hope it was a mistake in translation. Basically, a scientist tries to create super heroes, but fails. A new guy takes over and has more success, but overall the project is a failure. The disgraced original scientist turns into a super villain and to stop him they recruit that scientist's creations...heroes. WTF? Seriously, they're super powered people, how did he fail?

Anyway, there's:
-The guy who can turn into a bear. He has three modes: Human, Bear head, and all bear. Later they strap a Gatling gun to him.
-Invisible chick. (Played by the smoking hot, Alina Lanina. Seriously, the cinematographer made love to her in this movie. It's amazing.)

-Rock guy. No, he's not made of rocks, he controls them. It's basically telekinesis, but only with rocks. It's as dumb as it sounds. Later they give him a whip. It continues to be dumb.
-Ninja Flash. He's super fast and carries two monstrous blades that could only exist in a Japanese cartoon or RPG.

All of them are ridiculously ineffective. I honestly laughed at how terrible the filmmakers made them look.

The way they "win" is hilariously stupid.

If you're looking for unintentional chuckles and long shots of a gorgeous woman that'll put lead in your pencil, this is a great way to spend 99 cents.

OH! There's even a credits scene to setup a sequel!

You need to watch it. I've never seen a woman so loved by the cameras.

It's free to stream if you have Amazon Prime.

It was very flat and kinda dull, and Leisher was right about most of it being dumb.

Those russian filmmakers sure tried though, bless their hearts.