The Loft
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:59 pm
Men suck. We're just the worst. If we're not cheating on our wives, we're raping women or beating them or manipulating people or being perverts or killing people or betraying our friends and the list goes on. We seriously have no redeemable qualities whatsoever.
If you're ok with that theme, The Loft is a movie you'll enjoy.
Dr. McCoy is an architect who goes in on a loft with four other friends that they hide from their wives. See, all men are cheaters. Even the guy who doesn't cheat, cheats. Every single male cast member, even those NOT in this circle of 5, cheats. Cyclops, Cameron (from Modern Family), some foreign guy, and the guy from Prison Break are his loft mates.
Anyway, a girl gets murdered in The Loft and their secrets get exposed as they try to figure out what happened. There are twists, and if I'm being completely honest, they're good. The problem is the film lies to you so you don't see them coming. Well, one you'll know is coming if you're paying attention.
The true victims are all the women who are completely innocent except for who they choose to screw and marry.
This isn't a terrible film. The problem is that it's pretty offensive, and there are plot holes.
It's currently on Netflix and if you want to see some actors we all like, and some good looking women, give it a go. Just know that you're a piece of shit because of your sex.
If you're ok with that theme, The Loft is a movie you'll enjoy.
Dr. McCoy is an architect who goes in on a loft with four other friends that they hide from their wives. See, all men are cheaters. Even the guy who doesn't cheat, cheats. Every single male cast member, even those NOT in this circle of 5, cheats. Cyclops, Cameron (from Modern Family), some foreign guy, and the guy from Prison Break are his loft mates.
Anyway, a girl gets murdered in The Loft and their secrets get exposed as they try to figure out what happened. There are twists, and if I'm being completely honest, they're good. The problem is the film lies to you so you don't see them coming. Well, one you'll know is coming if you're paying attention.
The true victims are all the women who are completely innocent except for who they choose to screw and marry.
This isn't a terrible film. The problem is that it's pretty offensive, and there are plot holes.
It's currently on Netflix and if you want to see some actors we all like, and some good looking women, give it a go. Just know that you're a piece of shit because of your sex.