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The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:05 pm
by Leisher
Putting this here because it's been doing well in limited release and has good buzz among critics and audiences.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:26 pm
by Malcolm
Been plugged heavily on Shark Week this year.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:55 pm
by Troy
This movie appeals to me in like a dozen ways, Blake Lively in a bikini is on that list.
E: Salon's hot, hot take (only because it made me laugh)
http://www.salon.com/2016/06/27/yet_ano ... pathy_gap/
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:49 pm
by TPRJones
It's hard to imagine stretching the premise into a whole movie without it getting boring, though.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:57 pm
by Troy
TPRJones wrote:It's hard to imagine stretching the premise into a whole movie without it getting boring, though.
Apparently there is a shark that eats a bunch of Mexicans, too
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:03 pm
by Malcolm
Troy wrote:TPRJones wrote:It's hard to imagine stretching the premise into a whole movie without it getting boring, though.
Apparently there is a shark that eats a bunch of Mexicans, too

Re: The Shallows
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:47 pm
by Malcolm
3-D experience.
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old Macheath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread...
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:55 pm
by Troy
They could have at least put a picture of Lively's butt in that article. Really make sure they get the violence AND sex internet crowds.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:43 am
by Leisher
It was meh.
Blake is hot as balls. The rest of the cast consists of about 7 people...and a seagull.
This is Open Water except in shallow water. They work hard to fill the feature length time, and some of that involves turning the shark into Michael Meyers.
It's a beautiful movie, and entertaining enough to watch once, but if you know anything about sharks or even seagulls, you'll be annoyed by some of the plot points.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:45 am
by Leisher
That is because Jaws – and The Exorcist as well – is not a movie to be taken at face value; yes, there is a shark in it but the film overall is a character study with the shark serving as an incidental device enabling the three main characters to develop arcs and tell a compelling story.
A quote
from this review.
I posting this more for me because I love this quote. I plan to use it in a lot of movie and TV debates.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 pm
by Malcolm
The best shark movie since Jaws? Nah, Jaws 2 still gets that honour...
Damn.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:40 pm
by Leisher
Malcolm wrote:The best shark movie since Jaws? Nah, Jaws 2 still gets that honour...
Damn.
Yeah, but it's probably true. Which is sad because Jaws 2 suuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkeeeeeeeedddddddd.
Re: The Shallows
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:07 pm
by Malcolm
Yeah, but it's probably true. Which is sad because Jaws 2 suuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkeeeeeeeedddddddd.
Relatively. It's masterful compared to
Jaws 3D, which in turn is a million times better than
Jaws 4: Cape Fear with a Shark.