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The best story of the day

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:45 pm
by Leisher

Re: The best story of the day

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:48 pm
by Malcolm
“They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”

He then back tracked and went with this version:

Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”
Holy fucking Rick James.