places to avoid: Thailand
Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 1:44 pm
Ouch.
A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis
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The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.
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Thirty minutes of life or death struggle with a ten foot snake over your dick? And when you rescue your dick you just pass out because you literally have no energy left.
This sounds like a Les Miles training regimen for LSU football in the fall. "Okay, men, the want of the snake or the want of you. Who wins your penis on the perimeter?"