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Math = terrorism

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 1:09 pm
by Malcolm
Fuck both the bitch sitting next to him and the other bitch that took it seriously.
Menzio says he was “treated respectfully throughout,” though he remains baffled and frustrated by a “broken system that does not collect information efficiently.” He is troubled by the ignorance of his fellow passenger, as well as “A security protocol that is too rigid–in the sense that once the whistle is blown everything stops without checks–and relies on the input of people who may be completely clueless.”
The flight attendant should be immediately fired and the dumb cunt passenger brought up on charges, fined, then placed on a no-fly list until she takes a couple years of algebra at a community college.

Re: Math = terrorism

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 4:39 pm
by TPRJones
The woman who had reported him — who had also gotten off the plane — never returned.
With any luck it's because she was hit by a bus.

Re: Math = terrorism

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 5:06 pm
by Malcolm
So, to recap the last month, don't:

1) do math
2) or speak ANY Middle Eastern language whatsoever

... on a plane. If you do, make sure you're not introverted, anti-social, stressed, or nervous ... because air travel is such a motherfucking joy in this country.

Re: Math = terrorism

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 5:23 pm
by TPRJones
Also, try to not be brown.