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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:51 am
by GORDON
Honestly, I've never seen the appeal of anal sex. Giving or receiving. Which I've never done either of.
Vaginal sex is just tops. It's the bee's knees.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:00 pm
by Leisher
I've also never had anal sex. No woman I've ever been with would even let me attempt it.
I thought that moment was comical, but let's be honest, no woman is offering her ass to someone upon their first meeting. Pussy yes, but no way on the ass unless she sees your penis and knows she'll still be able to sit afterwards...
Onto other aspects of the film...
In the book:
-Mark Hamill is Mark Hamill and dies in the beginning. The spy who rescues him does so and while jumping off a cliff via a snowmobile, the guy's parachute fails to open and they both fall to their death. Not sure which opening I preferred. This one was very cool, and the great spy dies via sneak attack (how she snuck up on him though...?). The other is more grounded in reality because shit happens.
-The girl on the metal legs is not in the book. She was invented for the film. I think she added a cool element.
-She replaced a girlfriend who wasn't a terrorist and didn't even really want to be with the villain. She gets seduced by Colin Firth's character which leads to his death when he answers a door and looks through the peep hole first. When he does, he gets shot in the head by a gun on the other side. I think I prefer that death to the one in the film.
-In the book Harry is Eggie's uncle.
-In the book Eggie gets the other recruits to join him on an assault of the villain's fortress.
-The knights of the round table theme and the Sith recruiting methods do not exist in the book.
-In the book, the device is tested on a beach first, not a church and not spies are there.
-In the book, the celebrities get out and help stop the bad guys. Read the original thread, and that's basically what happens. Action stars get out of their cells and pick up guns they're been using in films for years, so they know what to do.
Problems I had with the film:
-How did he know to recruit Michael Caine?
-The bad guys were wearing white in the final scene, which was appropriate since they couldn't hit a target in a tight corridor with no cover. Ridiculous.
-The anal thing was out of left field and took something that was PG-13 to a hard R for no real reason.
-Sam should NOT have shot Colin. It was completely out of character. Meanwhile, standing there and being shot was inconsistent with Colin's character.
-That wasn't slight of hand, that was Princess Bride stuff.
I hope they give the sequel to someone other than Vaughn. He did a great job, but the more I think about the movie, the more I see how he filled it with nods to other films, and the more worried I get that he won't have anything left for a sequel.
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:12 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:I've also never had anal sex. No woman I've ever been with would even let me attempt it.
I thought that moment was comical, but let's be honest, no woman is offering her ass to someone upon their first meeting. Pussy yes, but no way on the ass unless she sees your penis and knows she'll still be able to sit afterwards...
Keep in mind she was a European chick. I remember seeing sex shops in Europe. Those sick fucks are on a whole nother level.
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:08 pm
by Malcolm
Not sure which opening I preferred.
Lancelot is the dude from Coulpling. He can't suffer enough. I prefer the more visceral one.
-The girl on the metal legs is not in the book. She was invented for the film. I think she added a cool element.
Eh, she was one of the weaknesses from my view. Maybe it's too much of the Pistorius thing, but I couldn't take her seriously at all.
-She replaced a girlfriend who wasn't a terrorist and didn't even really want to be with the villain. She gets seduced by Colin Firth's character which leads to his death when he answers a door and looks through the peep hole first. When he does, he gets shot in the head by a gun on the other side. I think I prefer that death to the one in the film.
That is infinity times better than the shitty group fight scene in the church and subsequent tap to the head.
-The knights of the round table theme and the Sith recruiting methods do not exist in the book.
That felt campy as hell.
-The bad guys were wearing white in the final scene, which was appropriate since they couldn't hit a target in a tight corridor with no cover. Ridiculous.
No worse than a chick with no legs dodging bullets an hour before.
The anal thing was out of left field and took something that was PG-13 to a hard R for no real reason.
Trying way, way, way too hard to be an edgier James Bond, harkening to the time back when those flicks were relative softcore.
-Sam should NOT have shot Colin. It was completely out of character. Meanwhile, standing there and being shot was inconsistent with Colin's character.
-That wasn't slight of hand, that was Princess Bride stuff.
Both those sequences were shit. The first because of the tiring "bullet time" camera shots, the second because of the Blofeld-like overcontrived method to dispose of someone.
Scott: What, are you feedin' him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: No, Scott, I have a better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Scott: Why don't you shoot him now? I mean, come on, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot 'im together. It'll be fun. BANG! Dead. Done.