Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:19 pm
Synopsis:
It's like a shitload of UO newbies at the Brit crossroads for the first time, except with subways, the homeless, some hipsters, and a couple strippers.
Review:
You almost think there could be a decent film underneath the shallow characters and bad writing. Perhaps there is.
Some douchebag blues are attending a bachelor party. During their travels, they get trapped in a little-used part of the subway for the night. The tunnels are inhabited by cannibal PKs who, in spite of living in a fucking subway, possess inexplicably good health and a vast collection of sharp, pointy things.
Verdict:
Mostly cookie-cutter horror. But it seems more legit since the villains aren't ghosts or aliens or mutants or anything like that.
It's like a shitload of UO newbies at the Brit crossroads for the first time, except with subways, the homeless, some hipsters, and a couple strippers.
Review:
You almost think there could be a decent film underneath the shallow characters and bad writing. Perhaps there is.
Some douchebag blues are attending a bachelor party. During their travels, they get trapped in a little-used part of the subway for the night. The tunnels are inhabited by cannibal PKs who, in spite of living in a fucking subway, possess inexplicably good health and a vast collection of sharp, pointy things.
Verdict:
Mostly cookie-cutter horror. But it seems more legit since the villains aren't ghosts or aliens or mutants or anything like that.