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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:05 am
by Leisher
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:13 am
by Malcolm
Sean Connery declared that "Bond should be played by an actor 35, 33 years old. I'm too old. Roger's too old, too!"
- Sean Connery's thoughts on A View to A Kill
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:46 am
by Leisher
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:41 am
by Malcolm
Clive Owen.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:16 am
by thibodeaux
I thought it was already decided that Social Justice required us to have a black gay transgendered differently abled Bond.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:23 am
by GORDON
"The name's Bond. Caitlyn Bond."
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:58 pm
by thibodeaux
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:11 pm
by Malcolm
Among the surprises for fans includes the return of Pussy Galore, who has moved in with Bond in London and spend the mornings squabbling in quite the opposite of domestic bliss.
Literally hundreds of women characters he could've picked and he goes with the lesbo.
On the challenges of making Bond work for modern readers, Horowitz said he had realised there was an issue with the original plot, in which Pussy Galore is a lesbian who is overcome with lust for Bond.
"One of the challenges of writing the book was that attitude that a heterosexual man can change a woman's life and make her go weak at the knees,” he told radio station RTE.
I anticipate something like the Seinfeld where Kramer breaks up Susan and her girlfriend.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:38 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:On the challenges of making Bond work for modern readers, Horowitz said he had realised there was an issue with the original plot, in which Pussy Galore is a lesbian who is overcome with lust for Bond.
"One of the challenges of writing the book was that attitude that a heterosexual man can change a woman's life and make her go weak at the knees,” he told radio station RTE.
I anticipate something like the Seinfeld where Kramer breaks up Susan and her girlfriend.
If "gender is fluid," as we are told by our betters, then yes, a lesbo can get fucked straight.
Also those church "pray the gay away" programs are legitimate, as well. Because gender is fluid.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:24 pm
by thibodeaux
Dumbass. Gender is fluid, but SEXUAL ORIENTATION is literally innate. They're born that way.
As for this:
On the challenges of making Bond work for modern readers
For modern faggots, you mean. I *love* Fleming's Bond. I imagine I would hate this new gay crap.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:35 pm
by GORDON
You're the dumbass.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:21 pm
by TPRJones
gender != sexual orientation
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:37 pm
by GORDON
Your mom is sexual orientation.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:38 pm
by TPRJones
I don't think necrophiliac is considered a sexual orientation, either.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:30 am
by GORDON
The necrophilia store called, they're all out of you.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:44 pm
by TPRJones
What does that even mean?
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:46 pm
by TheCatt
That you aren't a necrophiliac, I guess?
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:55 pm
by TPRJones
Well. Okay then.
I guess I'm glad that has been properly recognized.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:37 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:What does that even mean?
I had sex with your wife.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:37 pm
by TPRJones
But I'm not married.
I have a cat. Did you diddle my cat?