Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 1:33 pm
I watch bad movies so you don't have to!
Some chick wants out of her one horse town. Her friends are driving her there, but their van breaks down. A trucker picks them up and drives them to a warehouse with vampire-ish monsters inside.
This movie sucked monkey balls.
The story was ignorant, never explained shit, and had the balls to setup for a sequel. The direction was terrible. The characters were shallow and stereotypical. The action was all blur cam horseshit.
Of special note, the pacing was hilariously bad. A sloooooow buildup and then within 4 minutes 4 of the 6 friends were dead.
I'll give credit to friends as none were terrible actors, but this movie is a steaming pile of shit.
Some chick wants out of her one horse town. Her friends are driving her there, but their van breaks down. A trucker picks them up and drives them to a warehouse with vampire-ish monsters inside.
This movie sucked monkey balls.
The story was ignorant, never explained shit, and had the balls to setup for a sequel. The direction was terrible. The characters were shallow and stereotypical. The action was all blur cam horseshit.
Of special note, the pacing was hilariously bad. A sloooooow buildup and then within 4 minutes 4 of the 6 friends were dead.
I'll give credit to friends as none were terrible actors, but this movie is a steaming pile of shit.