Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:23 pm
Synopsis:
Some stupid Brits use a Ouija board. Nothing happens. Just kidding. They summon a Djinn, because someone watched Wishmaster one too many times while writing this.
Review:
This has all the hallmarks of a shitty retread, tenth-generation stalk-and-kill.
1) Red herring suspect? Check.
2) Pool of suspects, any of whom could be the killer up until the last ten minutes? Check.
3) "Twist" ending? Check.
4) Plot that seems to advance at a random pace instead of following any logical flow? Check.
Verdict:
Fuck it.
Some stupid Brits use a Ouija board. Nothing happens. Just kidding. They summon a Djinn, because someone watched Wishmaster one too many times while writing this.
Review:
This has all the hallmarks of a shitty retread, tenth-generation stalk-and-kill.
1) Red herring suspect? Check.
2) Pool of suspects, any of whom could be the killer up until the last ten minutes? Check.
3) "Twist" ending? Check.
4) Plot that seems to advance at a random pace instead of following any logical flow? Check.
Verdict:
Fuck it.