Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:33 pm
Synopsis:
Bill Moseley and Danielle Harris executive produce and star in this vehicle that is to the horror genre what a paint-by-numbers book is to literature.
Review:
Take every slasher film you've ever seen in your life, put them in a blender, then remove any defining or distinguishing features, and you have a beige-greyish, non-Newtonian solid of a movie.
Opening scene that's pure prolog for a possible supernatural killer? Check.
Stupid teens who self-divide and conquer played by actors in their 30s? Check.
Inexplicably fucking dumb actions and motivations at arbitrary points in the plot? Check.
Crazy old man no one believes until too late? Check.
Final "twist" at the end? Check.
Verdict:
Pedestrian.
Bill Moseley and Danielle Harris executive produce and star in this vehicle that is to the horror genre what a paint-by-numbers book is to literature.
Review:
Take every slasher film you've ever seen in your life, put them in a blender, then remove any defining or distinguishing features, and you have a beige-greyish, non-Newtonian solid of a movie.
Opening scene that's pure prolog for a possible supernatural killer? Check.
Stupid teens who self-divide and conquer played by actors in their 30s? Check.
Inexplicably fucking dumb actions and motivations at arbitrary points in the plot? Check.
Crazy old man no one believes until too late? Check.
Final "twist" at the end? Check.
Verdict:
Pedestrian.