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GORDON wrote:The second one is a zero you sick fuck

That's pretty much what he said.

TheCatt wrote:I wouldn't fuck a 5.

See my bell curve. But there's lots of people uglier than her.

TheCatt wrote:See my bell curve. But there's lots of people uglier than her.

I'm more boolean. "Not a chance" = 0.

Trisha Hershberger

She's easily a 7 or 8 on my scale. None of those pictures gives me a full look at her.

Leisher wrote:

Trisha Hershberger

She's easily a 7 or 8 on my scale. None of those pictures gives me a full look at her.

And that Mama June "thing"...thanks to The Soup I know that she was preparing a turkey for her family on Thanksgiving, sneezed on it while rubbing butter all over it, and just rubbed the snot she just blew all over it right into the skin with the butter. She laughed and said, "It adds flavor."

She also is dating the man who molested her oldest daughter...

On looks alone she's a 0. I've never wanted to fuck a thumb.

Throw in personality, and the scale doesn't go low enough.

BTW, I mentioned the 30 day challenge to the wife and she was for trying it, but immediately said we'd fail due to the kids. She's not wrong.

GORDON wrote:The second one is a zero you sick fuck

There can't be a zero because then there's be 11 different categories and that would be chaos.
Besides, there are worse than her out there. You need to be able to go lower for them. So I agree with his 2 ranking.
I agree with the bell curve. You have to be truly special to be at either end.

TheCatt wrote:See my bell curve. But there's lots of people uglier than her.

I'm more of a Laplace curve type, with a standard distribution value that's probably close to 0.1 ... and that might be on the high side.

Paul wrote:

GORDON wrote:The second one is a zero you sick fuck

There can't be a zero because then there's be 11 different categories and that would be chaos.
Besides, there are worse than her out there. You need to be able to go lower for them. So I agree with his 2 ranking.
I agree with the bell curve. You have to be truly special to be at either end.

You need to make like a Greek and understand the concept of Zero because she's a zero and even if there could somehow be worse than her, they are also zeroes. We don't need no negative integers in here, "zero," "not a chance," is enough.

Leisher wrote:

Trisha Hershberger

She's easily a 7 or 8 on my scale. None of those pictures gives me a full look at her.

You're too generous. Based on looks alone, 6.34 or so. Not a pretty face.

TheCatt wrote:Not a pretty face.

It'd be better without the birthmarks.

Leisher wrote:BTW, I mentioned the 30 day challenge to the wife and she was for trying it, but immediately said we'd fail due to the kids. She's not wrong.

Doing it first thing in the morning helps. Assuming you wake up early enough.

I hear meth helps.

TheCatt wrote:

Leisher wrote:BTW, I mentioned the 30 day challenge to the wife and she was for trying it, but immediately said we'd fail due to the kids. She's not wrong.

Doing it first thing in the morning helps. Assuming you wake up early enough.

Tell her to get started on your morning wood, and if you wake up in time for it, bonus.

It doesn't count if you're unconscious.

Malcolm wrote:It doesn't count if you're unconscious.

What if you lucid dream about sex with your wife during?

You're dreaming and therefore unconscious. No sale.

That's why I specified 'lucid', i.e. conscious.

Your brain is in REM mode. Sleeping.

I dunno, I've had sex while asleep. Counted.