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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:51 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:GORDON wrote:And I am pretty sure that the presenter in the dress is actually a dude, but my wife insists she is a woman. A lesbian woman... but my wife says she's not hanging dong. Her arms are bigger than mine and she has the jawline of a linebacker, and her dress covers the area where the adam's apple would be. I'm not convinced, yet. I think it's a dude. Name is Robin-something.
From that description, it must be Robin Roberts.
I am envious of her shoulders. I do a lot of shoulder work trying to get those shoulders.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:17 pm
by TheCatt
Naomi Watts is like BAM. Srsly, 47.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:34 pm
by TheCatt
Well, the nice thing about the lack of diversity. Every black actor in a movie got in the intro sequence.
8 clips from Straight Outta Compton in that intro. You know, 8 for every 1 nomination it got.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:47 pm
by GORDON
Chris Rock delivered. I loved every moment of that uncomfortable opening.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:05 pm
by GORDON
And that "black people in white movies" thing was insane
Prediction: Chris Rock is going to take a lot of shit from the black community that can't laugh at themselves.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:19 pm
by GORDON
"And we're black."
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:41 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:Chris Rock delivered. I loved every moment of that uncomfortable opening.
He did well.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:48 pm
by Malcolm
Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:50 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
I already hate the Revenant director and I can't even remember his name.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:52 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
I already hate the Revenant director and I can't even remember his name.
It's the same dude that did Birdman, which I kind of liked ... but there wasn't shit to WITNESS in it.
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:53 pm
by GORDON
"gender confirmation surgery." is that the new PC phrase?
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:08 am
by Malcolm
One needs surgery to confirm one's gender?
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:16 am
by GORDON
I'd never heard that phrase before tonight. I'm asking.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:54 am
by Malcolm
Needing to be cut to confirm your gender implies your balls/ovaries are lost somewhere in your body and exploratory surgery is the only option. Whatever it may be, it is not anything close to accurate.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:21 am
by Leisher
In Memoriam snubs.
How do you leave out Abe? The guy wasn't just in films and TV, but was also a pop culture icon for decades.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:20 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:In Memoriam snubs.
How do you leave out Abe? The guy wasn't just in films and TV, but was also a pop culture icon for decades.
That does seem odd. Maybe the In Memoriam is for 2015? I dunno.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:06 am
by Malcolm
Malcolm wrote:Fuck everyone that took an award away from Fury Road.
Seems this won six total awards, most of any flick that night. Naturally, it misses the two biggest ones.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:49 pm
by TPRJones
That's only because they couldn't give Charlize Theron Best Actor.
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:18 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:27 pm
by Malcolm
Signature Vodka: $70
I can get top shelf for $50 where I live. Wtf is anyone doing paying $70? Is it 5L?
Memobottle plastic water bottles: $47
Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $250
Personalized M&Ms: $300
A "Vampire Breast Lift", which uses blood to enhance the appearance of a woman's breasts: $1,900
WTF?
A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer: $249.99 (This one’s for you, Leo.)
Not bad, but underpowered and overpriced.
Joseph's Toiletries "The Welcomer" toilet paper: $275
I'll tell you where you can stick that.
A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel: $55,000
A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45,000
A lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora: $31,200
Halo Purely for Pets donation of pet food to an animal shelter: $6,300
A 15-day walking tour of Japan: $45,000
Goddamn.