TheCatt wrote:You have no balls? You're celibate by choice? Are you gay? JFC, just tell us.
Respectively:
No.
Wtf? Unless someone's in prison or on a deserted island ... isn't it all choice? I forget what comedian said it, but it went something like:
Most men can get pussy anytime they want. They just have to be willing to lower their standards sometimes.
And don't some of you motherfuckers think free will is an illusion anyway? Minus my constant apathy, I'm nowhere near as socially incompetent as some of y'all seem to think. But when I don't give a fuck, it usually makes me come off as Randall from
Clerks plus Lewis Black in constant mid-rant.
Much to the chagrin of Leish and G, not last I checked, so I can't get in on their weekend man-on-man-on-chicken orgies.
Finally, I forget what I'm supposed to be telling you. Wtf are you expecting again, the reason I'm me or what? If you could explain what getting laid would cure me of. I'm unclear on that last bit.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."