This really belongs in the "Today I learned", but continuing this conversation...
One of the comments below that linked video (BTW, 100% would as I have a weakness for redheads.) taught me that there is a years long "contest" out there that a woman started where she will pay $10K for proof of a 10" penis or larger. It's been years and nobody has won. She has apparently contacted porn stars and none have claimed the prize.
The measurement has to be NBP...I had to look it up..."Non-Bone Pressed", which means measuring to the skin, not pushing through the public fat to the bone. Thus, you're not getting any additional length that isn't visible.
According to the discussion about this on the "BigDickProblems" subreddit, which seems to be full of guys (tongue-in-cheek) discussing problems caused by impossibly sized penises (we're talking several feet long...), many have tried to claim the prize, but have been debunked. Lighting, angles, measuring incorrectly, photoshop, etc.
I am so confused. Wasn't John Holmes a legit 13.5"? Wasn't Ron Jeremy around a foot? Isn't there an English guy right now around the same size who did an interview with a legit news show about it? Found him (legit news site - SFW):
14.2", but now I'm dubious. You're already famous, why not collect the $10K?
Also, he mentions it, and it was discussed in that subreddit, but apparently, a curse of being that big is getting and maintaining erections. Even Viagra and whatnot don't really help.
You're not gonna believe this, but I think porn might be lying to us!
BTW, take this tidbit however you want, but the average vaginal depth is only 5.5". Oh! That brings us back to the Kalil's. I might have been onto something with the "micro-vagina".
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In different news, I don't know who talked David Cross into going on Bill Maher's podcast (or whatever show he does that is videoed, but more casual than his normal show), but if it was his agent Cross needs to fire them. Full disclosure, I didn't watch the whole thing. It was trending and I happened to see a bunch of clips. First of all, why was he dressed like he was 9 and his mom picked out his outfit? (He's always had bad taste in clothes though.) Secondly, he came off really uninformed and out of touch. It was pretty bad. If you want to see what one looks like when they are in a bubble and only get information from one side, Cross during this show was a great example. Although, to be fair to him, he was genuinely willing to learn about stuff, wasn't simply dismissive of counter points, and showed logic when presented with new evidence. Honestly, I didn't even want to put him in this thread because of it, but there's really nowhere else to put it. So, I'm not putting him here, but submitting this on behalf of all the people, R and D, who live within echo chambers and who cannot shift when presented with evidence that their stance on ________ is wrong.