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Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 11:03 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 8:12 pm My favorite part is when he literally says one of his expenses is to flaunt his money.
Hah, someone told me this last year. and I'm like Yeah, $40M after taxes/agents/etc. GROW IT.

Yes, it would last a lifetime, you dip.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 9:58 am
by Leisher
"Am I stupid?" Yes. These are extremely simple questions.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 10:36 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Mon Dec 15, 2025 9:58 am "Am I stupid?" Yes.
Yes.

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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 12:12 pm
by Cakedaddy
I can't get past how much she sounds like a man.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 6:49 pm
by Leisher
There's very few people I despise more than the "Sovereign citizens".


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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2026 8:07 pm
by TheCatt
Jail. Straight to jail.

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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2026 2:13 pm
by Leisher
I'd put this in the "Here's what brainwashing looks like" thread, but we don't have one, so the moron thread will have to do.

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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2026 4:13 pm
by TheCatt
I'm so sick of the word privilege

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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2026 3:42 pm
by Leisher
Had to take a break today to post this moron.

Billie Eilish makes statement about the U.S. being "stolen land" at the Grammys.

Side note: Nothing shows off your lack of knowledge and/or intelligence like saying, "stolen land".

Now everyone is pestering her about hosting illegals in her mansion or returning it to the Tongva tribe, as that's whose land it was.

"When virtue signaling goes wrong."

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2026 3:54 pm
by TheCatt
Yeah, this is dumb.

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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2026 10:27 am
by Leisher
Saw this morning that there's a law firm willing to sue her on behalf of the Tongva because "her statement is an admission that it's not her land".

I really hope they're kidding, but in this world...

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2026 11:21 am
by Leisher
There should be a competency test prior to voting.


Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2026 9:42 am
by Leisher

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 9:34 am
by TheCatt
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Well, this happened a while ago (21 years ago). but, still...

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 9:40 am
by Leisher
I have always had a thing for her. Yet another confirmation that I have good instincts.

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:07 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 9:40 am I have always had a thing for her. Yet another confirmation that I have good instincts.
"My woman wants too much sex! And has boobs too big!" - No one ever, except this dip.

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:59 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:07 am
Leisher wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 9:40 am I have always had a thing for her. Yet another confirmation that I have good instincts.
"My woman wants too much sex! And has boobs too big!" - No one ever, except this dip.
To be fair to him, I think some men have, but then they come out...

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:56 am
by TheCatt
Reminds me of the woman a bit ago who talked about how her ex-husband (ex-boyfriend?) simply had too big of a dick for them to have sex. Then, when the story came out, the dude was re-married, and his wife was pregnant, and I wondered if she had issues with it, or enjoyed the large size?
Former NFL offensive lineman Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife, model Haley Kalil, for invasion of privacy and defamation after she claimed in a viral 2025 livestream that his excessive penis size—describing it as "two to three coke cans"—made their sex life "impossible" and caused their 2022 divorce.
Also, why is that a lawsuit? Defamed for having a giant schlong?
Former NFL player Matt Kalil is currently married to model Keilani Asmus, with whom he tied the knot in April 2024 and has a child.

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 12:05 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:56 am I wondered if she had issues with it, or enjoyed the large size?
Size queens are a thing. Also, there are micro-penises, so why wouldn't there be micro-vaginas?

Plus, while there are donkey shows, there are limits... (NSFW video - It's just words you sick bastards.)
TheCatt wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:56 am Also, why is that a lawsuit? Defamed for having a giant schlong?
Clearly for publicity. He wants the world to know.

Re: Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 2:49 pm
by Leisher
This really belongs in the "Today I learned", but continuing this conversation...

One of the comments below that linked video (BTW, 100% would as I have a weakness for redheads.) taught me that there is a years long "contest" out there that a woman started where she will pay $10K for proof of a 10" penis or larger. It's been years and nobody has won. She has apparently contacted porn stars and none have claimed the prize.

The measurement has to be NBP...I had to look it up..."Non-Bone Pressed", which means measuring to the skin, not pushing through the public fat to the bone. Thus, you're not getting any additional length that isn't visible.

According to the discussion about this on the "BigDickProblems" subreddit, which seems to be full of guys (tongue-in-cheek) discussing problems caused by impossibly sized penises (we're talking several feet long...), many have tried to claim the prize, but have been debunked. Lighting, angles, measuring incorrectly, photoshop, etc.

I am so confused. Wasn't John Holmes a legit 13.5"? Wasn't Ron Jeremy around a foot? Isn't there an English guy right now around the same size who did an interview with a legit news show about it? Found him (legit news site - SFW): 14.2", but now I'm dubious. You're already famous, why not collect the $10K?

Also, he mentions it, and it was discussed in that subreddit, but apparently, a curse of being that big is getting and maintaining erections. Even Viagra and whatnot don't really help.

You're not gonna believe this, but I think porn might be lying to us! :lol:

BTW, take this tidbit however you want, but the average vaginal depth is only 5.5". Oh! That brings us back to the Kalil's. I might have been onto something with the "micro-vagina".

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In different news, I don't know who talked David Cross into going on Bill Maher's podcast (or whatever show he does that is videoed, but more casual than his normal show), but if it was his agent Cross needs to fire them. Full disclosure, I didn't watch the whole thing. It was trending and I happened to see a bunch of clips. First of all, why was he dressed like he was 9 and his mom picked out his outfit? (He's always had bad taste in clothes though.) Secondly, he came off really uninformed and out of touch. It was pretty bad. If you want to see what one looks like when they are in a bubble and only get information from one side, Cross during this show was a great example. Although, to be fair to him, he was genuinely willing to learn about stuff, wasn't simply dismissive of counter points, and showed logic when presented with new evidence. Honestly, I didn't even want to put him in this thread because of it, but there's really nowhere else to put it. So, I'm not putting him here, but submitting this on behalf of all the people, R and D, who live within echo chambers and who cannot shift when presented with evidence that their stance on ________ is wrong.