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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:53 pm
by TheCatt
Congrats!

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:55 pm
by Leisher
Congratulations!

(And you know I really mean it because I typed the whole word out instead of shortening it like some lazy people.)




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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:04 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Congratulations!

(And you know I really mean it because I typed the whole word out instead of shortening it like some lazy people.)
Fuck you!

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:08 pm
by Leisher
Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!



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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:02 pm
by Troy
Thanks dudes. I waited a little bit for it and actually got a bid turned down from Google middle of last year that would have meant I would have left to go out on my own, solo. Good thing i didnt burn any bridges(or say anything) and just had to wait to get my due.

And i just turned 30 last month, gordo. The rest of what you said is very valid, though.




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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:04 pm
by GORDON
Troy wrote:And i just turned 30 last month, gordo. The rest of what you said is very valid, though.
Haters gonna hate, and some people never, ever leave high school.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:25 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!
I submit to your punishment.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:27 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:
Leisher wrote:Catt's being insolent again. More boobs will be posted later to punish him!
I submit to your punishment.
Fifty shades of catt and leish.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:47 pm
by Leisher
Based on what we post, there's not a guy here who wouldn't see it opening night.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:49 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Based on what we post, there's not a guy here who wouldn't see it opening night.
The last time I saw something opening night, it might've been 300.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:02 pm
by TPRJones
Last time I saw something on opening night was The Fault in our Stars, so ... yeah. I probably shouldn't say that in public.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:07 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:Last time I saw something on opening night was The Fault in our Stars, so ... yeah. I probably shouldn't say that in public.
the fuck is wrong with you

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:32 pm
by TPRJones
What can I say, I enjoy the work of John Green. He makes good things.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:43 pm
by TheCatt
It's annual review season at my work. I'm basically a technical architect, which means manager (and get managerial bonus) with no direct reports. I lead small teams.

They make you project out where you want to be in the future, goals, etc.

"I'm happy where I am"

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:53 pm
by Malcolm
They make you project out where you want to be in the future, goals, etc.

I hate that shit.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Do you have any daughters who are thirteen?"

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:16 pm
by TheCatt
Image

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:30 pm
by GORDON
Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:22 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.
If it takes you five years, you're moving too slow.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:25 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Image

We are required to be motivated. It's in our goals. We are also required to have fun. I'm not kidding. "Our" individual goals were dictated by management. They said, "Copy and paste these." Implied was, "It's the minimum number of pieces of flair for this year." One of the goals is "have fun and participate in team events."

I want a t-shirt of this, so I can wear it every time such occasions come up:
Image

When I asked why they couldn't just put the goddamned inane things there to begin with, they said, "We don't have access to your individual goals in the system."

Times like that make me wish I had an office so I could take a shot after management leaves.




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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:36 pm
by Leisher
GORDON wrote:
Malcolm wrote:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Doin your wife" is the classic answer.
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