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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:22 pm
by TheCatt
And I also think it's really not fair that women have to hide themselves so much, but men can go around without their shirts on. We have such beautiful bodies and minds and personalities, and one way of expressing our personality is through fashion
Preach it, sister!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:34 pm
by Leisher
She can walk around naked at my house all she wants.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:45 pm
by TheCatt
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:34 pm
by Malcolm
It's not a wardrobe malfunction if it was designed to be see-through, it's a function.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:42 pm
by GORDON
She sounds kind of dumb if she didn't know the stir it would cause.
In my pants.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:38 pm
by Malcolm
Finally DVR'd this.
Synopsis:
The king of the emo elves with bottle blonde hair threatens the universe with the inky blackness of ultimate evil. So it's the Norse gods and their bumbling Earth buddies versus
... with their leader being Christopher Eccleston under a fuckton of makeup and CGI.
Review:
Damn, Asgard is the least well-defended fortress/world capital in the fucking Marvel universe, isn't it? All the Earthlings are reduced to comic relief/convenient plot devices. You get the feeling Loki was staying locked up willingly to insulate himself from his family's fucking complacency and blind stupidity.
Everyone except Thor and Loki just don't seem to give a fuck. It's like they had a list of cameos they had to do, you can almost see the script assistant checking boxes on a form prior to shooting. "Yep, got that minor god in there. On to the next one. Wait? We missed one? Fuck. Fine. We'll extend the escape scene by another few minutes. We can't keep doing this, though. It's getting absurd. We can't have everyone in on this. What? You're shitting me. Everyone's going to be in on it? Are we making Marvel Ultimate Alliance: the Norse Gods, the Movie?"
I kind of like how Darcy says, "Stupid SHIELD won't return my calls." Good to know they're on top of shit.
"Where's Nick Fury?"
"We, uh, have orders not to disturb him."
"What do you mean?"
"He's in the middle of his week-long, non-stop Fred Williamson movie marathon. I'm not going in there and interrupting him. Be my guest."
"Yeah. Thor can probably handle this anyway."
Except Thor's plan more or less sucks and fails. Leave the strategy to Loki. All the other Asgardians look like they'd have troubles finding Waldo. Especially Odin. What a useless fuckwit. Seriously, put Loki in charge. Sure, he's an asshole and a momma's boy, but he'll stay on top of shit. No goth elves with goggles probably concealing wanna-be Robert Smith eyeliner jobs are going to sneak attack under his watch. Odin's the old dude at the office that knows he's retiring and doesn't care anymore. Give him a cheap gold-plated watch and kick him out the fucking door five minutes ago.
Verdict:
This movie occasionally rises to the heights of inducing a yawn. It would be entirely unwatchable without Loki.
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Thor's plan to destroy the indestructible inky black darkness: hit it really hard with his hammer. He's been hanging out with the Hulk too much.
What actually works: randomly button-mashing the controllers for some gravimetric rod things while Thor and the emo king destroy half the city. Someone played lots of Super Smash Brothers.
Asgard's defense plan: have the king personally lead the counterattack while leaving the queen with no bodyguard. Don't scan prisoners for smuggled items, either, techno-magic be damned. Fuck explosives, too. Rifles or hand-to-hand combat. The early detection systems should also be susceptible to technology used by ancient enemies from a generation or more ago.
