Happy birthday, Leisher!

Post by **Troy** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:17 pm

HBD dude. Probably no work safe links in this thread, huh.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:44 pm

Thanks Troy, and to be safe I'll say no.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:19 pm

Leisher wrote: Thanks Catt, just what I wanted!

We were without kids yesterday.

Wife: What do you want to do!
Me: Have sex?
Wife: Sure, but I mean, in life!
Me: Have sex?

Post by **Vince** » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:06 pm

Happy Birthday Leisher!

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:39 am

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Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:00 am

NSFW

Door #1

Door #2

https://thcf4.redgifs.com/EachJollyIbisbill-mobile.mp4

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:09 am

Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:21 am

GORDON wrote: Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."

I didn't actually watch it, trying to fix some other people's code that broke, so I thought she was going to do a boob drop. Bah.

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:36 am

As I approach 50 it occurs to me that the only way I'll ever hit my target weight again is to just stop eating. And that makes me think that girls that thin must be constantly irritated, due to never getting to eat.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:06 am

GORDON wrote: As I approach 50 it occurs to me that the only way I'll ever hit my target weight again is to just stop eating. And that makes me think that girls that thin must be constantly irritated, due to never getting to eat.

It's a lot easier in your 20s and 30s.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:42 am

TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
I didn't actually watch it, trying to fix some other people's code that broke, so I thought she was going to do a boob drop. Bah.

Here we go

Post by **Leisher** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:35 am

Thanks.

The girl behind door #1 is fucking adorable.

TheCatt wrote: It's a lot easier in your 20s and 30s.

True story.

I could eat a large pizza and drink half a bottle of jack in an evening, wake up not hung over, scratch my flat tummy, and have girls calling begging to come over and give me head.

Now I have to take a pill every day to keep from getting heartburn, I worry every meal makes me fatter, I get hung over much easier and it lasts longer, and I'm married.

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:20 am

Happy Birthday, Leisher

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:39 pm

Thank you and women continue to be swell...

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:02 am

Hap py Birt hday , Le isher!

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:03 am

Happy 50th Leisher!!

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:11 am

Ew, 50.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:56 am

I am officially on top if the hill and statistically well past halfway through my life.

Thank you for the boobies Catt!

Post by **GORDON** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 10:18 am

Ew, 51.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 12:13 pm

TheCatt wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:02 am Hap py Birt hday , Le isher!

I'm in an airport so just rewatch these if they are still there

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