Cherry Falls - At 'Dem Flicks with Malcolm

As long as we recognize Lucas is washed up and most TV sucks, we'll all get along fine.
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Malcolm
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Michael Biehn, Brittany Murphy, Jay Mohr, and a fuckload of twentysomethings trying to look like teenagers from circa 2000. Standard slasher flick about a killer that decides virgins needs to die, which at least sounds like a vaguely interesting way of flipping a normal horror movie rule on its head. Allegedly it went through several cuts with the MPAA and never got a theatrical release.

This movie blows. Little to no nudity, almost all the violence goes on off camera, then someone covered with corn syrup stumbles into the frame and falls down. The LoL discussion thread is scarier.




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