Female senators introducing bills to regulate men's sex lives.
I like where their head is at, but I think this showcases the biggest problem in American politics: We're all worried about this bullshit, while the big stuff is basically forgotten, like the government spying on us all.
Bills regulating men's reproduction
Before getting a prescription for Viagra or other erectile dysfunction drugs, men would have to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency, if state Sen. Nina Turner has her way.
Cool. Just as soon as when a chick gets pregnant, she gets a letter signed from a man saying he wants to take care of it, and not just abort it.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
The cardiac test, I get. The sex therapist? Like this? The last one is so far beyond any reasonable requirement that it's bordering on the Onion.
No, it ought to be something far more invasive, like: if a woman wants birth control pills, she needs a signed affidavit from a sexual partner (capable of impregnating her) saying that some day he wants to father children with her and the contraceptive measures are just temporary until their lives are in the right place. Otherwise, fuck it, you can just have your tubes tied now and save everyone some time and potential unplanned kids later on.
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Just as soon as when a chick gets pregnant, she gets a letter signed from a man saying he wants to take care of it, and not just abort it.
No, it ought to be something far more invasive, like: if a woman wants birth control pills, she needs a signed affidavit from a sexual partner (capable of impregnating her) saying that some day he wants to father children with her and the contraceptive measures are just temporary until their lives are in the right place. Otherwise, fuck it, you can just have your tubes tied now and save everyone some time and potential unplanned kids later on.
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