Maryland Gov. Martin O’ Malley said in a statement yesterday: “We have zero tolerance for corruption among correctional officers, and we will continue striving to make all correctional facilities as secure as they can possibly be.”
I'm sure it has nothing to do with overwork, overcrowding of prisons, and shitty pay for the dudes you trust to watch your criminals. Nowhere does he say he'll do anything different. He just says, "We'll try harder."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."