The Stainless Steel Rat Trilogy
A buddy of mine loaned me this. All three run about four hundred pages combined. The title refers to a self-description of the common protagonist, who is a combination galactic secret agent, drunkard, thief, & other interesting things. I highly recommend reading this collection. The author's brain apparently works in a fashion that resembles mine, as does his writing style, sort of.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."