I know you've all been waiting for a review of Brokeback Mountain and since my wife rented it over the weekend, I saw the opportunity to get one. I did not watch it, not because I'm against homosexuals, but because I'm against boring movies.
Thus, I asked her for her honest opinion on the movie:
"It's gross."
(I thought that was enough as it's funny, but to be fair I just called her and asked her if it was good beyond the gross stuff and she said "No, it's really boring.")
Brokeback Mountain - The Review
In my defense, I did watch this, so I've got that over you.
WARNING: That link contains MAJOR spoilers for Brokeback Mountain.
WARNING: That link contains MAJOR spoilers for Brokeback Mountain.
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
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DoctorChaos
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I always thought Titanic was such an insult to the victims of that disaster.
Your lives were so meaningless and dull that to get people to care we had to create a phoney love story.
The whole story of Titantic should have been about man's arrogance not some cheap slut. People thought we had conquered the seas and mother nature said, "Nope, you're still my bitches."
Your lives were so meaningless and dull that to get people to care we had to create a phoney love story.
The whole story of Titantic should have been about man's arrogance not some cheap slut. People thought we had conquered the seas and mother nature said, "Nope, you're still my bitches."
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
I thought the perfect end to Titanic would have been the spirit of her dead husband meeting her on the other side and bitch slapping her.
"What the fuck do you mean you had a huge ass diamond stashed in the closet all those years? I was working myself to an early grave working 60 hour weeks you fucking bitch!"
"What the fuck do you mean you had a huge ass diamond stashed in the closet all those years? I was working myself to an early grave working 60 hour weeks you fucking bitch!"
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren